harrygilmore:

that’s ok mum

harrygilmore:

that’s ok mum

(via penis-hilton)

deanassbutts:

officialunitedstates:

anime-steamlove:

officialunitedstates:

what if dragons exist but they just kill anyone who sees them

Then someone would notice that people were getting killed

NOT IF THE DRAGONS KILLED THOSE PEOPLE TOO

the government is asking the real questions

(via damaggers)

blissdaisy:

jaimesvoice:

brothers.

favourite

(via damaggers)

"Faggot"

sueishappy:

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theinnkeeperlibrarian:

leepacey:

a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)

That’s exactly the appropriate response.

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contraception:

when ur best friend is sad

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(via ruinedchildhood)

asseroth:

theappleppielifestyle:

a guy at school today was wearing this damn fine red nail polish and I heard these two girls whispering angrily and looking in his direction so I listened in expecting them to be weird about it and the first thing I hear is “how the HELL did he get it so good did he get it professionally done or something you need to ask him where he found that colour jesus fucking christ are you KIDDING me”

I think this is a good example of how the world should work.

(via damaggers)

peppotts:

Ferris Bueller + What fourth wall?

(via damaggers)

vinebox:

6yr:

bish whet?

bitch wait

(via penis-hilton)

gamko:

Oh, no, of course, you’re right. My mistake.

gamko:

Oh, no, of course, you’re right. My mistake.

(via ruinedchildhood)

Yea I can cook

Yea I can cook